(Source: ruinedchildhood)

barack-not-obama:

badgalfaashion:

underplay:

progressmarchon:

I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

fucking insane. mad respect

what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

What if she screws up drawing the other eye

How?

(Source: gaksdesigns)

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"
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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute)

dutchster:

when you need to pee but there’s already someone using the toilet

image

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

it’s so focused and synchronized. It’s Michael Phelps’ dog everyone!

longdogunderfoot:

Dex pretending to swim

it’s so focused and synchronized. It’s Michael Phelps’ dog everyone!

glossery:

chromozoned once again

glossery:

chromozoned once again

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

image

I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

(Source: loveisourstrongestweapon716)

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(Source: kanyewesticle)

(Source: deftera-mirage)

mypanicatthechemicalfallout:

cookienun:

wait

Ikr like control yourself Raj

Are you kidding me? Jen needs to learn that you can eat food that’s not healthy. You won’t die. Jesus Jen get a grip.
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mypanicatthechemicalfallout:

cookienun:

wait

Ikr like control yourself Raj

Are you kidding me? Jen needs to learn that you can eat food that’s not healthy. You won’t die. Jesus Jen get a grip.

(Source: pdlcomics)

sizvideos:

Video

lol he got tuckered out so fast

My grandmother always said, slow and steady wins the race…

She died in a fire.

My girlfriend has this weird fetish where she dresses up as herself and acts like a total bitch all the time. Geez, these weird fetishists. 

Bo Burnham: Men and Women (Lyrics)

I friggin love this song

Men are like vows
Because they’re easily broken
Women are like cows
Because they both have vaginas
I said, men are like muzzles
Because they’ll try to shut you up
No, no, no don’t listen, hey
Women are like puzzles 
Because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote
Puzzles still don’t

A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove
Women can fake orgasm, but men can fake love

Women are like fingers and toes
Because they’re easy to count on
Men are like ravens and crows
Cause they hate using condoms
Women are like Yahtzees, oh yeah
Cause I rarely get them
Yeah, men are like Nazis
Because they both caused the Holocaust

Oh, for every dollar man makes, a woman makes 70 cents
That doesn’t make sense, that’s not fair, the man’s only left with 30

Men and women
Oh, men and women
Is black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite

Oh, big finish yeah
Male strippers always look like they’re applying lotion
Female strippers when they’re dancing on the pole
Just look like….confused firemen
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